Thunder Thighs, A Song. Yes, I Have Stooped That Low.

 Okay, back story time. This song is one that I wrote for my friend Austin (formally known as Thunder Thighs, Satan, Poseidon, or Kinky Boy) who always pulls up his shorts, pants, etc, and shows us his thighs, trying to be sexy. Sometimes it is, others, not so much. But, this is the song I wrote for him, so hope you like it.

Kiss, kiss on the cheek, baby
Kiss, kiss on the mouth, oh!
Kiss, kiss on your-shh! Baby
Kiss, kiss wherever you like!

This is your time to shine
Come on boy, don't be shy
I know you, you ain't nice
So baby, baby, come on, slice…

You hit me with those thunder thighs
And pushed me down on the bed
I needed you to make me cry
And hell knows you tried, oh!

Kiss, kiss
K-k-k-k-k-kiss, kiss
Wherever you like, boy

I see you walking down the street
You give me that wink, wink, wink
I wanna be discreet so I give you that ha, ha, ha
Baby, oh, don't look at me like that
On you is where I sat-at-at

You hit me with those thunder thighs
And pushed me down on the bed
I needed you to make me scream
And pull you close to me, baby!

Hit me again boy, just hit me again
I'll give you a #10 boy, #10
I want to feel you bad
I want to feel you now!
So come over here
Before I get on the ground

You hit me with those thunder thighs
Oh boy, you made me cry
I needed you to make me scream
And pull you close to me, b-b-b-b-baby, oh!
Oh, oh, oh

You hit me with those thunder thighs (hit me again)
And pushed me down on the bed (oh, that hurt)
I needed you to make me cry (scream, scream)
And hell, knows you tried! (come closer)

Hit me again boy
Hit me again
(x2)

Th-th-th-thunder thighs
Kiss on your-shh!

Eat me up boy
Eat me up
(x2)

Pow!

Love Is Definitely A Strange Thing, But Then Again, So Am I.

 < Wife. Okay, this is my beautiful Wife, the way we met was quite peculiar...:) One day we were at Singer's (a theatre group majig we attend) and I was talking about a book (Crank by Ellen Hopkins) and I had told her that I had read in under 16 hours (and it's about 700 pgs long) which made her get down on one knee, take my hand in hers, and then propose to me. We were engaged almost immediately, but we had to wait awhile so we could find rings,  and we were engaged for about 4 months, and then we just said that we were married, ceremony was about 45 seconds long, but, we're special. 
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Either way, concerning each other, I think our relationship is a relationship in the way that it isn't. I mean, it is, but sometimes me and Wife are hard to figure out, even though we are alike in a lot of things, and talking to each other is one of the easiest things on the planet. Going to the movies and the mall with her is just like being at Singer's, just a lot more fun and it's just the two of us.
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I think my favorite thing about my Wife is that she is always herself, she never hides anything, and she's very open. I'm like that too, but I think she's a bit more confident than me. I mean, look at that beauty ;) I can talk to that girl without feeling awkward, and it's so much more smoother than talking to a boy. 
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All in all, I love my Wife. Her blog majiggy -> http://illusion-esk.blogspot.com/